Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
I'll give you a clue - they're both famously Jewish, but one has a better sense of humour than the other.
Is the bottom one Bernie Winters?
One had a dog called Snorbitz.
No Cro - his sense of humour was better than Bernie Winters.Really, Sue? Which one? Hang on... is Snorbitz an Aramaic word? if so, then I've already guessed.
Is it Johnny Depp, then?
The one on the top?
shelley winters?, just before she climbed the poseidon's christmas tree?
I give up. Are they both Wilfred Pickles?
did wilfred pickles find the world cup?
OK - Let's start again. To recap, it was a dog called 'Winterlude' who found the Ashes under a hedge at Twickenham, in the year 1949 - nothing to do with Bernie Winters.The Honorable Wilfred Pickles, QC, presided over the famous 'Rat up a Drainpipe' case in 1964, so I think this is where the confusion is setting in.Clear your minds of any prejudice, and think of Lauren Bacall.... Lauren Bacall.... sigh....
"you know how to whistle tomas don't you?you just put your lips together.....and..........b l o w
OH MY GOD! Will you promise NEVER to say that to me again please John? You just woke me up from a very nice day-dream.