Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
WIFE:What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND:Definitely not! WIFE:Why not - don't you like being married? HUSBAND:Of course I do. WIFE:Then why wouldn't you remarry? HUSBAND:Okay, I'd get married again. WIFE:You would? (With a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND:(Makes audible groan). WIFE:Would you live in our house? HUSBAND:Sure, it's a great house. WIFE:Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND:Where else would we sleep? WIFE:Would you let her drive my car? HUSBAND:Probably, it is almost new. WIFE:Would you replace my pictures with hers? HUSBAND:That would seem like the proper thing to do. WIFE:Would she use my golf clubs? HUSBAND:No, she's left-handed. WIFE:- silence - - HUSBAND:Oh F*ck....
O'h Tom thats hillarious and a very close to the truth conversation many have lol
Him: Darling, I think tonight we should try swapping positions.Her: All right; you do the washing up, and I'll sit on the sofa and fart.
I like that one too, Cro.