"Alright everybody - settle down, settle down. I would like to begin the meeting by welcoming our esteemed and upright member of the community - Councillor Gray. Well done, Boyo."
(Polite murmers of 'hear hear' and a half-hearted smatter of applause)
"The minutes of the last meeting will be read by the secretary, Councillor Merfynn Rees-Parry-Jones... sorry? I stand corrected - Rees-Jones-Parry."
(Minutes read in a monotonous drone)
"Right now, look you, the first item on tonight's agenda. The ever-growing chicken problem at Trelawnyd. Councillor Gray....?"
(All eyes turn to the councillor, and the room grows silent as he clears his throat...)