Sunday 11 April 2010

Read all about it! Heather Cameron wins prestigious prize!

(Terms and Conditions apply. No member of Tom Stephenson's family or employees of Google are/were eligible. Your home is at risk if you do not keep up your mortgage repayments. The glass will be empty when posted. Contents may settle in transit. Sharks not included)

7 comments:

  1. Hang on, I've just noticed that Ms Cameron is not publicly following my blog. Although this will not affect my decision, I think it would be a good idea if she got her avatar up there sharpish, just for political reasons alone.

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  2. Oh Christ, sorry. My avatar is now sharpishly following.

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  3. Where does this nasty effing word AVATAR come from? It puts me off my turps.

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  4. That's better, Heather. Now I can see where you are.

    Q: Avavcado?

    A: Don't mind if I do.

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  5. P.S. What is this thing about the colour 'RED' with you Canadians?

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  6. Red - the colour of our maple leaf - we are proud Canadians - it's that simple.
    I have to ask - are you on drugs? Avacado? I think you are off in a cloudy land of mystery.

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  7. The 'avacado' joke is an old one, taking the piss out of the British lower orders, who had never seen an avocado before, let alone eaten one.(1950-1960) The non-phonetic translation is, "have a cado?" to which the answer is, "yes please"

    These days, we have a gay, 'Socialist' minister who went into a fish and chip shop, and mistook the mushy peas for guacamole. How times have changed.

    The maple leaf is no excuse.

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