Monday 24 August 2009

Good evening.

This blog comes to you from the very bowels of Somerset, England, and has been created to fill the vacuum that is shortly to be created by the demise of the 'This Is' forum of a provincial newspaper that nobody ever reads anyway.

Please bookmark this blog if you would like to be kept informed about nothing in particular, and contentious filth specifically - only joking!

I'll do my best to entertain you, and I expect you to do the same for me. Don't worry, you will not have to put up with news about how well my grandchildren did with their A Levels, they get enough undeserved adulation as it is from their parents.

I will speak again soon.

Tom. X

9 comments:

  1. OKAY, I don't get this. How does it work? I'm sure you get asked that sort of thing a lot, Tom.

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  2. Behind your computor, you will find a large hexagonal bolt. Turn it anti-clockwise THREE TIMES and then it will all start to work perfectly.

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  3. Okay Stephenson, 'The Management are closing in, and your time is running out.'

    Did that work?

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  4. Watch it - I know where you're moored.

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  5. Wahaaaaaaaaaaaaay!! managed to work the bleedin' thing out (now have yet another email address, how many can one person have I wonder?) so, where were we, I was talking about French saucissons I think?

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  6. The story about the cat brought tears to my eyes. Sounds like he was the dog's bollocks.

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  7. @ Laura and Johnny:
    Hello! Come in, sit down and have a cup of tea. Once I work out how to manage this thing, I'll make it a bit smarter. In the meantime, it's verbal only and your verbals would be much appreciated.

    Johnny - if that story about the cat brought tears to your eyes, just wait until I get round to telling the castration story. XXX

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  8. Is it me or are we in some kind of weird time warp here?

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  9. It's you, Laura - everything here is clean and fresh!

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