If you are bored with retirement, have a bit of time on your hands, need a bit of company and have a little excess cash, here's a good way to keep yourself amused.
Buy a parrot, then train it to say, "Help me! I've been turned into a parrot!"
A woman buys a parrot as a surprise gift for her family and puts it in the corner of the living room to wait for them to come home. She bought it from a brothel which went out of business, so was warned that the language may be a bit fruity.
the first thing the bird said was, "A new brothel with a new madam - nice!'
The daughters come home and the parrot says, "Two new girls too. Things are looking up!"
The husband comes home and the parrot says, "Hello Frank!"
True story : I knew a woman with a pet parrot who taught him to say,
ReplyDelete"I talk, can you fly?"
My favourite response and the only one I can be bothered to comment on tonight.
DeleteOr the other way round...?
DeleteParrots are by no means top of my list of desired pets and come a long way after the farmer, dogs, cats, and hens.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't be able to tolerate all the small squawk.
ReplyDeleteYou could train yours to say "cheer up mate".
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for all Parrots who live their lives locked away in a tiny cage, regardless of what they can or cannot say.
ReplyDeleteA woman buys a parrot as a surprise gift for her family and puts it in the corner of the living room to wait for them to come home. She bought it from a brothel which went out of business, so was warned that the language may be a bit fruity.
ReplyDeletethe first thing the bird said was, "A new brothel with a new madam - nice!'
The daughters come home and the parrot says, "Two new girls too. Things are looking up!"
The husband comes home and the parrot says, "Hello Frank!"