Tuesday 23 January 2018

Anyone want a hat?


I have come to a realisation, albeit about 20 years too late. You know how I said that I thought I had reached the age when I thought I could get away with wearing a wide-brimmed hat? Well I was wrong. In England, the only people who think they can get away with wearing wide-brimmed hats are all my age, and they are all wrong as well.

It is women's hats for me from now on.

30 comments:

  1. Don't tell us that you're abandoning your beloved hat after all that trouble you went to. Just wear it and don't look in mirrors.

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    1. That hat was an impulse purchase through desperation after 10 years of looking for the right one. Everything has changed now.

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    2. 'Everything has changed now' sounds very drastic. The hatmwasn't right. That's all, isn't it?

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    3. That's not really all. I think that if I did now find the exact right one, I would be reluctant to wear it.

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  2. Don't give up on hats altogether. John Betjeman always wore one.

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    1. John Betjeman died aged 80+. Basil Rathbone has been dead longer. I was born 6 years after the 1940s.

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    1. £50 and it's his. Cost me 60.

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    2. Ok, £45. Jeez you drive a hard bargain. Go here on eBay: Item number 132421365841

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  4. Years ago my boss walked into my office and put a shirt from the laundry on my desk. He said every time he wore it I said "How nice that shirt looks!" and since it was wearing out, he thought I'd like it for my "big shirt" collection.

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  5. I've just given away one of those 'russian' round rabbit fur hats. I bought it on-line and it felt all wrong. It was swapped for a maroon sort of puffa jacket, much more useful.

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  6. Are you telling me you care what people think? Just cram it on, enjoy it, a wide-brimmed hat stops the rain going down your neck. And exactly what sort of woman's hat is going to be an improvement? How can we judge when we never see the person known to Bogland as Mr Tom Stephenson?

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    1. Oops, Blogland. (Freudian slip!?)

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    2. Ha ha! Bogland is better. It's like Disney world as opposed to Dismal World!

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    3. Oh and btw, it seems I do care what people think. I think most of us do really.

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    4. That's funny, Share my Garden! One can sink into the morast that is Bogland.

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  7. Hold on: being fashion-forward takes some getting used to. Give yourself more time to adjust to being damn handsome in a very suave hat.

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  8. If I were you, I'd wear it anyway. (This is coming from a woman who can barely pull off wearing a scarf.)

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  9. Have you given up on the hat quest then?

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  10. I would wear a fascinator just because that is a fabulous word.

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  11. This feels like a metaphor for something else.

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