Oi! Get yer hands off my cock!
I depend on that thing to know where the wind's coming from!
Oh, he's just giving it a bit of a grease-up.
And there's always time for a selfie before you go back down.
Before he did go back down, he gave it one last, fast spin through 360 degrees. It's not very often you see weather-vanes do that on their own.