tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post843977952835503930..comments2024-03-26T11:27:35.814-07:00Comments on Tom Stephenson: BumfUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-23655498374592134702014-09-23T01:28:32.187-07:002014-09-23T01:28:32.187-07:00'Bung hole' makes me think of the reverse ...'Bung hole' makes me think of the reverse direction...Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-70207454183855020992014-09-22T21:38:24.959-07:002014-09-22T21:38:24.959-07:00Cue Beavis and Butt-Head:
"T.P. FOR OUR BUN...Cue Beavis and Butt-Head: <br /><br />"T.P. FOR OUR BUNGHOLE! HE.HEHE.HEHE.HE."<br /><br />Okay, maybe you had to be an American teenager in the early 90's to think of that. Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12512800812290518552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-78686146961560016242014-09-22T15:33:02.957-07:002014-09-22T15:33:02.957-07:00Jasmine Sunrise - and not the homeopathic version....Jasmine Sunrise - and not the homeopathic version. Homeosympathic, maybe.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-26203192617450768892014-09-22T14:15:43.802-07:002014-09-22T14:15:43.802-07:00And no sign of Hello Vera anywhere.And no sign of Hello Vera anywhere.Rachel Phillipshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053924416805878169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-2828483176753156382014-09-22T13:52:31.501-07:002014-09-22T13:52:31.501-07:00Or pigs. They are overly unfussy about what they e...Or pigs. They are overly unfussy about what they eat.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-86463744562108938362014-09-22T13:18:54.046-07:002014-09-22T13:18:54.046-07:00Ps never have a dump near chickens
They are overly...Ps never have a dump near chickens<br />They are overly inquisitive John Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-53024761327535313992014-09-22T11:45:28.186-07:002014-09-22T11:45:28.186-07:00I'm having such fun with these comments - some...I'm having such fun with these comments - sometimes you excel yourselves.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-45724190388260985842014-09-22T11:43:45.799-07:002014-09-22T11:43:45.799-07:00You.You.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-55344833846937349062014-09-22T11:43:23.156-07:002014-09-22T11:43:23.156-07:00I'm surprised you don't cut out the middle...I'm surprised you don't cut out the middle-man and go straight for the nettles.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-12486184064132116812014-09-22T11:08:30.437-07:002014-09-22T11:08:30.437-07:00You made hard work of that. We use leaves, I f...You made hard work of that. We use leaves, I find dock leaves are especially cooling after a curry.Rachel Phillipshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053924416805878169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-41565315495231394552014-09-22T10:49:22.948-07:002014-09-22T10:49:22.948-07:00Pray who fromPray who fromJohn Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-480883342933398112014-09-22T10:45:52.730-07:002014-09-22T10:45:52.730-07:00You have an arse like sandpaper? An arse which res...You have an arse like sandpaper? An arse which responds well to Izal? In Norfolk? Can you buy Andrex in Norfolk?Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-49162044641880097152014-09-22T10:44:23.731-07:002014-09-22T10:44:23.731-07:00Yes - what's wrong with good old 'arse-wip...Yes - what's wrong with good old 'arse-wipe'?Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-48550301940281465652014-09-22T10:43:36.903-07:002014-09-22T10:43:36.903-07:00How about three? (Almost made a bad 'labs'...How about three? (Almost made a bad 'labs' joke then).Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-43697872344969878452014-09-22T10:42:42.845-07:002014-09-22T10:42:42.845-07:00It gets worse - now Em's talking of taste-test...It gets worse - now Em's talking of taste-testing. We are entering rimming territory now.<br /><br />That's not Google, it's your own spell-checker. Self-medicate?Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-7870954446364439252014-09-22T10:39:29.394-07:002014-09-22T10:39:29.394-07:00An we're not doing any testing either - I'...An we're not doing any testing either - I've heard of your joke-shop, jack-in-the-box arse.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-39195565307215150872014-09-22T08:59:52.861-07:002014-09-22T08:59:52.861-07:00Personally I find Izal perfect for my bottom which...Personally I find Izal perfect for my bottom which is usually like sandpaper anyway and Izal has so many other uses like cleaning the oven etc.Rachel Phillipshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053924416805878169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-63122737247727657142014-09-22T08:56:05.638-07:002014-09-22T08:56:05.638-07:00I dint think we're talking about fragrance her...I dint think we're talking about fragrance here John.Rachel Phillipshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053924416805878169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-59444870400540529842014-09-22T07:07:31.587-07:002014-09-22T07:07:31.587-07:00I read that 'shiny diamond' thing too Tom ...I read that 'shiny diamond' thing too Tom and thought it was just about the most stupid advertising slogan I had heard. Time they called a spade a spade methinks.The Weaver of Grasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13947971556343746883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-63407909741462666392014-09-22T06:15:31.247-07:002014-09-22T06:15:31.247-07:00There are only two places where our Lab' is fo...There are only two places where our Lab' is forbidden; the pool and the bog.Cro Magnonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06840670227576695352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-53731249940574933462014-09-22T03:48:53.359-07:002014-09-22T03:48:53.359-07:00Bog roll in this house. Am feeling slightly queasy...Bog roll in this house. Am feeling slightly queasy at the idea of John's Jasmine flavoured arse. Google is prescribing a red wavy line for an arse which might prove painful. Em Parkinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04789754528697848623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-27609176601871190392014-09-22T03:09:22.679-07:002014-09-22T03:09:22.679-07:00I have just had a soak in the bath
And so I can as...I have just had a soak in the bath<br />And so I can assure you that my arsehole is as fragrant as ( what the bath foam bottle states) a jasmin sunriseJohn Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-31195092029026185332014-09-22T03:07:24.343-07:002014-09-22T03:07:24.343-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.John Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-1069108889204249532014-09-22T02:52:54.867-07:002014-09-22T02:52:54.867-07:00I am SO pleased I do not watch commercial TV, Jack...I am SO pleased I do not watch commercial TV, Jack@.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-80712830527787766442014-09-22T02:49:03.158-07:002014-09-22T02:49:03.158-07:00It gets worse Tom …… as you don't watch tele y...It gets worse Tom …… as you don't watch tele you won't have seen the two adverts asking kids how clean they feel after using Andrex and where the ' diamond ' analogy comes from.. Here's what they say :<br /> ' as clean as a washed potato ', ' as clean as a ladybird ', ' as clean as sparkles ' { you know that they all say ' as clean as so I won't put that bit anymore !! } ' a carrot ', ' raindrops ', as a rubber ducky ', ' fairydust ', ' crocodile ', and my favourite { NOT } two, ' as clean as extreme, sparkling, shiny stars ' and ' as clean as goldpants ' !!!!!!!<br />What I'd like to know is, how much do the people who make these adverts get paid ?!!!!! XXXXJacqueline @ HOMEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06154045482594773377noreply@blogger.com