tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post7282230678693075282..comments2024-03-16T17:16:01.433-07:00Comments on Tom Stephenson: Yet more humourUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-8658994783658481322012-10-28T15:33:33.697-07:002012-10-28T15:33:33.697-07:00Too funny! Now I have to go read the other storie...Too funny! Now I have to go read the other stories.<br /><br />KatLow Tide High Stylehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11494078916477622322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-52567471758419074162012-10-19T02:02:41.882-07:002012-10-19T02:02:41.882-07:00Well some good has come of it, then.Well some good has come of it, then.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-14316776312292101392012-10-19T02:01:46.688-07:002012-10-19T02:01:46.688-07:00They have to be over 18 to work in pubs, remember....They have to be over 18 to work in pubs, remember.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-1976011398770283412012-10-19T02:00:58.548-07:002012-10-19T02:00:58.548-07:00I hadn't thought of that. Is it called a nose-...I hadn't thought of that. Is it called a nose-burial?Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-75667101244538447412012-10-18T23:07:26.122-07:002012-10-18T23:07:26.122-07:00I didn't realise until my second reading of th...I didn't realise until my second reading of that story what was being shot out of the guns, brilliant! Much better than being mixed with cocaine and snorted by your son.Laenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12482188370820795136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-22529361029760572072012-10-18T16:33:22.679-07:002012-10-18T16:33:22.679-07:00Between you and john I have had a great laugh toda...Between you and john I have had a great laugh today :)Monkey https://www.blogger.com/profile/18405380174600385686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-20301241423512620282012-10-18T15:12:17.615-07:002012-10-18T15:12:17.615-07:00Jimmy Saville !Jimmy Saville !John Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-81445594066558353702012-10-18T14:34:07.392-07:002012-10-18T14:34:07.392-07:00Only in inappropriate places - like their bodies, ...Only in inappropriate places - like their bodies, for instance.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-60975647881942813322012-10-18T14:33:20.899-07:002012-10-18T14:33:20.899-07:00Is it?Is it?Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-70678675244038460902012-10-18T12:30:02.773-07:002012-10-18T12:30:02.773-07:00....untouched........pah
manhandled more like
xx....untouched........pah<br />manhandled more like<br />xxJohn Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-57162129306377130142012-10-18T12:28:53.714-07:002012-10-18T12:28:53.714-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.John Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-7826316557856146212012-10-18T12:27:53.867-07:002012-10-18T12:27:53.867-07:00NO!NO!John Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-12460458677542779252012-10-18T11:57:02.789-07:002012-10-18T11:57:02.789-07:00Not more, Moll?Not more, Moll?Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-85071755457801706362012-10-18T11:56:37.354-07:002012-10-18T11:56:37.354-07:00That's a good way to drop yourself on someone ...That's a good way to drop yourself on someone else - at 500 feet, the wind will do the job.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-30319109798406772092012-10-18T11:55:37.261-07:002012-10-18T11:55:37.261-07:00Ashes still kill at close range - it's the bit...Ashes still kill at close range - it's the bits of bone that will penetrate.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-36477311838873286822012-10-18T11:54:57.803-07:002012-10-18T11:54:57.803-07:00This isn't a COMPETITION you know... is it?This isn't a COMPETITION you know... is it?Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-10031154265329936042012-10-18T11:54:21.084-07:002012-10-18T11:54:21.084-07:00It's a Class One Shotgun certificate - not the...It's a Class One Shotgun certificate - not the same as a Firearms certificate, as him indoors will tell you.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-61978049638491587162012-10-18T11:53:06.118-07:002012-10-18T11:53:06.118-07:00There will be about 30 of those at mine - and all ...There will be about 30 of those at mine - and all of them untouched (by me).Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-40676463438359118732012-10-18T11:52:10.772-07:002012-10-18T11:52:10.772-07:00Ha! Makes a change from 'Burn', by whatsh...Ha! Makes a change from 'Burn', by whatshisface.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-4255171967495303332012-10-18T11:33:07.284-07:002012-10-18T11:33:07.284-07:00Brilliant. I love that story as much as John's...Brilliant. I love that story as much as John's. Mollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08604864977387798470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-10293641114202541392012-10-18T08:50:11.693-07:002012-10-18T08:50:11.693-07:00My nephew belonged to a rocket cub. Nerdy young g...My nephew belonged to a rocket cub. Nerdy young guys (and mostly very good looking) who built rockets and launched them. One member died (too young, mid twenties) and they shot him into the heavens, too. I know you will find out there are a whole lot of funeral stories to be told.Joanne Noragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09834682329952369721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-39118537652429308532012-10-18T08:47:51.104-07:002012-10-18T08:47:51.104-07:00That's actually a really cool way to go. Too b...That's actually a really cool way to go. Too bad that it 'backfired' on the shooters!Irishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12550611275677498097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-89599133510916127522012-10-18T08:08:03.673-07:002012-10-18T08:08:03.673-07:00Trust you to beat my funeral story!
Trust you to beat my funeral story!<br />John Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-15087304622099523512012-10-18T07:59:29.652-07:002012-10-18T07:59:29.652-07:00Macabre but very funny Tom - I have heard lots of ...Macabre but very funny Tom - I have heard lots of stories about scattering of ashes, but this is in a class of its own.The Weaver of Grasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13947971556343746883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-48701807567065835652012-10-18T04:56:58.364-07:002012-10-18T04:56:58.364-07:00At my father's funeral we had a strange woman ...At my father's funeral we had a strange woman standing at the back sobbing...and then she asked to speak. It was the barmaid from his local!Razmatazhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02757164543598076420noreply@blogger.com