tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post6507664151128344204..comments2024-03-26T11:27:35.814-07:00Comments on Tom Stephenson: Forgive meUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-47683568856921620922014-02-21T14:17:52.173-08:002014-02-21T14:17:52.173-08:00Lots of non-jokes, you mean.Lots of non-jokes, you mean.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-89991601292882008592014-02-21T01:32:39.293-08:002014-02-21T01:32:39.293-08:00Communion whine?Communion whine?Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-10292667065762578552014-02-20T18:33:36.215-08:002014-02-20T18:33:36.215-08:00Your protestant joke reminds me of the case of syp...Your protestant joke reminds me of the case of syphilis in the convent joke....<br /><br />Well it makes a change from the usual Chablis......<br /><br /><br />the fly in the webhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-38398798223676763202014-02-20T15:40:44.294-08:002014-02-20T15:40:44.294-08:00I have lots of nun jokesI have lots of nun jokesJohn Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-43923910261632365122014-02-20T12:34:20.969-08:002014-02-20T12:34:20.969-08:00Perfectly put AHV.Perfectly put AHV.Em Parkinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04789754528697848623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-44903919986987620882014-02-20T11:52:19.662-08:002014-02-20T11:52:19.662-08:00I can't see anything. Show me photos.I can't see anything. Show me photos.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-77711393322600455002014-02-20T11:51:05.895-08:002014-02-20T11:51:05.895-08:00Reminds me of the Convent girl who - when leaving ...Reminds me of the Convent girl who - when leaving aged 17 - was asked by the Mother Superior what she intended to do in the outside world.<br /><br />"I'm going to be a prostitute," said the girl.<br /><br />The Mother fell to the ground in a swoon and was carried away by nuns. When she recovered a little, she asked for the girl to be brought into her cell.<br /><br />"What did you say you were going to be when you leave here?" asked the M.S.<br /><br />"A prostitute," affirmed the girl.<br /><br />"Ah thank God!," she exclaimed, "I thought you said Protestant!"Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-41176270953683765362014-02-20T11:44:40.657-08:002014-02-20T11:44:40.657-08:00I know there is barrier between priest and confess...I know there is barrier between priest and confessor - shame it doesn't exist out of the box.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-22953746967100358722014-02-20T11:42:13.150-08:002014-02-20T11:42:13.150-08:00We all do that - whether we like it or not. Every...We all do that - whether we like it or not. Every little sparrow, etc.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-57395491782447412032014-02-20T11:41:22.977-08:002014-02-20T11:41:22.977-08:00Nothing wrong with the originals, but this lot ins...Nothing wrong with the originals, but this lot insist they ARE the originals.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-73456326775036895202014-02-20T09:37:47.583-08:002014-02-20T09:37:47.583-08:00I went to a Catholic convent school for 12 years. ...I went to a Catholic convent school for 12 years. Look what it did to me. Rachel Phillipshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053924416805878169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-61522198396859492322014-02-20T07:37:01.163-08:002014-02-20T07:37:01.163-08:00I wish to confess that when was small and had to g...I wish to confess that when was small and had to go to Sunday school I regularly gave my two pence collection money to the chewing gum machine near the church. I wish to confess that I used to put my hand in the collection plate and stir the coins to give the effect that I had given the said two pence to God. I wish to confess that I also accepted a bribe from the Sunday school teacher who gave me a silver sixpence for learning the Lord's Prayer. I confess that I spent the silver sixpence from God at the sweet shop and didn't give it to the poor. I mean to people in Africa who have no food as my mother used to say when I wouldn't eat my boiled cabbage and turnips. May God forgive me. Gwil Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03305768121713053837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-91374282393544340102014-02-20T06:55:31.423-08:002014-02-20T06:55:31.423-08:00I always liked confession (was raised Catholic, 12...I always liked confession (was raised Catholic, 12 years of Catholic schooling, but no longer Catholic). And if you have ever been in a confessional the 'box' where the priest is is totally cut off from the part where the confessee is. Carolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06394558427981331885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-80332788967596128522014-02-20T06:29:38.282-08:002014-02-20T06:29:38.282-08:00Better yet: Confess your sins to God directly (if ...Better yet: Confess your sins to God directly (if you are a believer) and not to some dude in a box.Irishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12550611275677498097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-34230212438500557052014-02-20T05:19:53.877-08:002014-02-20T05:19:53.877-08:00Baptise them when they're born, and you've...Baptise them when they're born, and you've got em.<br /><br />Personally I find that the two words Catholic and Scholar don't sit too happily together.Cro Magnonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06840670227576695352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-12018193899525114132014-02-20T02:40:11.381-08:002014-02-20T02:40:11.381-08:00Exactly.Exactly.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-37690575735448060762014-02-20T02:33:08.521-08:002014-02-20T02:33:08.521-08:00Well I just learnt something I'm not catholic ...Well I just learnt something I'm not catholic so I've never been to confession but I always understood that the church only held confessions from children that had reached adult years.<br />To think children have anything to confess seems a bit strange to me.<br />Merle.......... Merlesworldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00573975763012762631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-91903352943671485142014-02-20T02:31:16.497-08:002014-02-20T02:31:16.497-08:00Children don't put their fucking trust in reli...Children don't put their fucking trust in religion as soon as they leave the womb. They are forced to by their parents who have had the same lies perpetrated on them when THEY left the womb. That is the whole point of this post.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-55121363980736722282014-02-20T02:26:38.642-08:002014-02-20T02:26:38.642-08:00As all religions are man made and god does not exi...As all religions are man made and god does not exist, then it serves the followers right for putting trust into false beliefs!A Heron's Viewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06563706152609630696noreply@blogger.com