tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post4477381268120370907..comments2024-03-26T11:27:35.814-07:00Comments on Tom Stephenson: This post contains one swear-word (right at the end)Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-81986481499391893392014-04-23T16:30:03.284-07:002014-04-23T16:30:03.284-07:00hehee it wasn't Cream Soda!hehee it wasn't Cream Soda!Carolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06394558427981331885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-52361383478297291462014-04-23T14:41:15.057-07:002014-04-23T14:41:15.057-07:00An unspecified beverage. Hmm. An unspecified beverage. Hmm. Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-35866502559105356912014-04-23T11:22:33.700-07:002014-04-23T11:22:33.700-07:00That was it - thanks. It's all saturated fat.....That was it - thanks. It's all saturated fat....they just have greasier shit I suppose. <br />Em Parkinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04789754528697848623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-46357829679589570442014-04-22T15:17:18.389-07:002014-04-22T15:17:18.389-07:00*snort* seriously, I just laughed and beverage exp...*snort* seriously, I just laughed and beverage expelled from my noseCarolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06394558427981331885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-47571969548702399162014-04-22T15:15:46.834-07:002014-04-22T15:15:46.834-07:00Oh ffuck offfffffOh ffuck offfffffJohn Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-55943692358087689042014-04-22T15:15:10.295-07:002014-04-22T15:15:10.295-07:00Did someone mention zombies?Did someone mention zombies?John Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-56760082480341742882014-04-22T14:51:49.028-07:002014-04-22T14:51:49.028-07:00hahahaa, you are such a bad liar.hahahaa, you are such a bad liar.Carolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06394558427981331885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-49502066761306193492014-04-22T14:51:10.836-07:002014-04-22T14:51:10.836-07:00Scottish, not English. Here, we eat Ready-Brek. ...Scottish, not English. Here, we eat Ready-Brek. Half a grapefruit? What are we supposed to do with the other half?Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-21939148296866732492014-04-22T14:49:11.226-07:002014-04-22T14:49:11.226-07:00Oh, all right. My mother called me 'cunt-face...Oh, all right. My mother called me 'cunt-face'. Happy now?Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-76196870909390377282014-04-22T14:47:22.454-07:002014-04-22T14:47:22.454-07:00I once knew a man who was allergic to his own swea...I once knew a man who was allergic to his own sweat. Needless to say that he was a lazy bastard who justified himself by never working one up.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-86725422348843554282014-04-22T14:44:29.269-07:002014-04-22T14:44:29.269-07:00I think you'll find that's spelt, 'Ffu...I think you'll find that's spelt, 'Ffuck', as in Ffion, or however you spell the Fforeign Secretary's bit of ffluff.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-1927069724678851202014-04-22T14:43:43.693-07:002014-04-22T14:43:43.693-07:00That's not fair!That's not fair!Carolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06394558427981331885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-5297090103168058702014-04-22T14:42:15.190-07:002014-04-22T14:42:15.190-07:00No wonder the Zombie plague is so attractive.No wonder the Zombie plague is so attractive.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-77067529591423579672014-04-22T14:07:06.937-07:002014-04-22T14:07:06.937-07:00I get so tired of hearing and reading about people...I get so tired of hearing and reading about people and their g*ddamn imaginary "gluten allergies". A few years ago everybody was lactose intolerant. Wonder what it will be next?Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12512800812290518552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-5696849473186646852014-04-22T13:59:44.064-07:002014-04-22T13:59:44.064-07:00It always makes me laugh when an articles says eat...It always makes me laugh when an articles says eating/drinking/doing something "increases your odds of dying". We all the very same odds of dying! ;)<br /><br />So screw it, I say have some common sense, be moderate in most things....and after that try to have some laughs, enjoy yourself, and go a little wild now and again. None of us are getting out of here alive.Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12512800812290518552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-46276358716810077162014-04-22T12:55:30.006-07:002014-04-22T12:55:30.006-07:00Like fuck you were.Like fuck you were.Rachel Phillipshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053924416805878169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-31810991340594579282014-04-22T12:49:05.219-07:002014-04-22T12:49:05.219-07:00Oh fuck, my speeling's gone wrong now as well....Oh fuck, my speeling's gone wrong now as well.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-32810254166171780052014-04-22T12:47:56.762-07:002014-04-22T12:47:56.762-07:00I was talking about the Welsh branch of Llidl, whi...I was talking about the Welsh branch of Llidl, which uses more saliva to pronounce than I can muster at the moment. Ask John.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-78299307472527238112014-04-22T12:45:27.520-07:002014-04-22T12:45:27.520-07:00Yet another case of not going back to old posts an...Yet another case of not going back to old posts and comments. I'll do that now. I much prefer the arse version in any case.<br /><br />'Cheese-eating surrender-monkeys' may have been the description you were searching for?<br />Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-1570134938486863382014-04-22T12:44:43.288-07:002014-04-22T12:44:43.288-07:00Will you be so kind please to add half a grapefrui...Will you be so kind please to add half a grapefruit, Tom? Porridge, I think, is in every English home. Brittahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10688373434576442657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-19699986396641773832014-04-22T12:41:54.318-07:002014-04-22T12:41:54.318-07:00There's only one 'd' in Lidl.There's only one 'd' in Lidl.Rachel Phillipshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053924416805878169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-62681395363750857132014-04-22T12:08:49.121-07:002014-04-22T12:08:49.121-07:00I believe the butter munching French have a very l...I believe the butter munching French have a very low incidence of heart disease thereby resting your case. Incidentally, in case you don't revisit my reply to your Wheatear comment, I thought I would cheer your possibly arse-free day with the fact that it actually means 'white arse' as opposed to 'white ear'. Em Parkinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04789754528697848623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-37957739399712190692014-04-22T11:53:52.909-07:002014-04-22T11:53:52.909-07:00I think you misunderstood, perhaps my punctuation ...I think you misunderstood, perhaps my punctuation was a trifle amiss. I was trying to be amenable and nice. I became a vegan for seven months in response to my doctor telling me I had to take statins. I said I would change my diet and became a vegan. I now cant stand the taste of milk, cheese or butter. Otherwise I have fallen back into all my old ways. But I proved to the doctor that I didn't need his fucking stupid statins. He wasn't interested.Rachel Phillipshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053924416805878169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-44200874760893923182014-04-22T11:39:48.531-07:002014-04-22T11:39:48.531-07:00I have just thought of the next generation of unma...I have just thought of the next generation of unmanned, robotic cruise ship - the iLiner.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-16960013286392320212014-04-22T11:38:20.155-07:002014-04-22T11:38:20.155-07:00Now I know exactly what you want for breakfast if ...Now I know exactly what you want for breakfast if you ever come to Bath again, Britta. I'll order it all in, though I usually have everything except the eyeliner.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.com