tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post200642161244226576..comments2024-03-26T11:27:35.814-07:00Comments on Tom Stephenson: Arf Arf!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-15755103297737194402014-12-30T20:47:08.551-08:002014-12-30T20:47:08.551-08:00Christmas dog joke. "Was the puppy still aliv...Christmas dog joke. "Was the puppy still alive before you wrapped it?"Cro Magnonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06840670227576695352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-83488827749382564902014-12-30T16:07:02.292-08:002014-12-30T16:07:02.292-08:00Cheese!Cheese!Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-27330516372409072622014-12-30T16:05:52.530-08:002014-12-30T16:05:52.530-08:00Two snowmen in a field and one says to the other, ...Two snowmen in a field and one says to the other, "Can you smell carrots?"Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-23917021650464129512014-12-30T16:04:44.535-08:002014-12-30T16:04:44.535-08:00Don't be too hard on yourself, Jack@.Don't be too hard on yourself, Jack@.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-31088895859972768352014-12-30T14:40:54.697-08:002014-12-30T14:40:54.697-08:00Cracking grommit!Cracking grommit!John Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-17046271254778974822014-12-30T13:33:22.408-08:002014-12-30T13:33:22.408-08:00OK …. I have now had a glass or three of wine :
Wh...OK …. I have now had a glass or three of wine :<br />Why does a dog lick his own dick ?<br /><br />A: Because he can't make a fist !!!<br /><br />Sorry ….. I've lowered the tone !! XXXXJacqueline @ HOMEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06154045482594773377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-70892627121725466322014-12-30T13:02:34.565-08:002014-12-30T13:02:34.565-08:00What do you get from a drunk chicken?
Scotch eggsWhat do you get from a drunk chicken?<br />Scotch eggsRachel Phillipshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053924416805878169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-80117271636650493522014-12-30T12:55:35.406-08:002014-12-30T12:55:35.406-08:00Mock the week!Mock the week!John Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-31970484588980523442014-12-30T12:54:04.606-08:002014-12-30T12:54:04.606-08:00I love that dog joke
I head it recently but can...I love that dog joke<br />I head it recently but can't remember where<br />I suspect radio 4John Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-77842025726689646202014-12-30T12:14:44.592-08:002014-12-30T12:14:44.592-08:00What's the difference between an elephant'...What's the difference between an elephant's arse and a letter box?<br /><br />Don't know?<br /><br />I'll post my own letters then.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-63059887067291663482014-12-30T12:13:10.695-08:002014-12-30T12:13:10.695-08:00The Dark Lord has returned. Too late.The Dark Lord has returned. Too late.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-78126063838068151962014-12-30T12:11:54.987-08:002014-12-30T12:11:54.987-08:00I know some humans who are called by animal names....I know some humans who are called by animal names.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-8642215867419874582014-12-30T11:45:35.632-08:002014-12-30T11:45:35.632-08:00I know some humans who should be called by dog nam...I know some humans who should be called by dog names. We humans animalorphize all the time so what's wrong with anthropomorphising animals? We're all beasts anyway.Melaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06218727738029858422noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-83250149635232837112014-12-30T11:08:10.645-08:002014-12-30T11:08:10.645-08:00What's a shitzu?
A zoo with no animals.What's a shitzu?<br /><br />A zoo with no animals.<br />Rachel Phillipshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053924416805878169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-89777533692016446902014-12-30T11:03:30.568-08:002014-12-30T11:03:30.568-08:00Lucky for you you said "on the whole" Fr...Lucky for you you said "on the whole" Frances or I would be plotting ways of revenge..Rachel Phillipshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053924416805878169noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-53034686821191369032014-12-30T10:55:07.412-08:002014-12-30T10:55:07.412-08:00A load of animals decide to go for a picnic, and w...A load of animals decide to go for a picnic, and when they get there, they find they have forgotten the bottle-opener.<br /><br />They draw lots, and it is decided that the tortoise should go back to get it, but the tortoise is worried they will start eating without him.<br /><br />They reassure him that they will not, so he reluctantly sets off.<br /><br />Two hours later, he still hasn't returned, but they wait.<br /><br />Another two hours passes, and the tortoise still hasn't returned.<br /><br />Two more hours later, one of the other animals suggests beginning without him, and a small voice from behind a rock says, "If you do, I won't go."Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-54023614307696393682014-12-30T10:49:20.396-08:002014-12-30T10:49:20.396-08:00Or even off the hole.
I almost bought a Whippet j...Or even off the hole.<br /><br />I almost bought a Whippet just so I could call it Mr Whippy, but then some bloody Today Program presenter came out and said he already had one called that! I was gutted! Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-24084468370938842512014-12-30T10:47:00.653-08:002014-12-30T10:47:00.653-08:00Are you Johnny Cash, Hester?Are you Johnny Cash, Hester?Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-57747789309709083262014-12-30T10:46:04.160-08:002014-12-30T10:46:04.160-08:00What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?
Dyathinkysa...What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?<br /><br />Dyathinkysaurus.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-17626115933898636212014-12-30T10:44:50.359-08:002014-12-30T10:44:50.359-08:00What has 4 legs and flies?
Two pairs of trousers....What has 4 legs and flies?<br /><br />Two pairs of trousers.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-79066809144400126032014-12-30T10:04:13.774-08:002014-12-30T10:04:13.774-08:00Friends of ours have a labradoodle ( labracadabrad...Friends of ours have a labradoodle ( labracadabrador !) called Larry, prior to him they had a collie called Colin. My little schnauzer is called Alexi, cat is Taichi. I heard your dog joke on the radio a few days ago and laughed my socks off…well my pyjamas, I think I was in bed at the time! Happy New Year to you and HI. I look forward to reading you next year. I find mens' blogs are much more interesting than womens' on the whole! XFranceshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02576715462615744934noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-26459985832799686472014-12-30T07:47:01.589-08:002014-12-30T07:47:01.589-08:00I must admit I'm not keen on animals having &#...I must admit I'm not keen on animals having 'human' names, but that could be because, my name is Sue & all my dad's family called their dogs Sue, and always claimed that Sue was short for 'Sooner pee on the carpet than go outside!'Hard up Hesterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02561421853249973134noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-89638229997600116962014-12-30T07:02:01.066-08:002014-12-30T07:02:01.066-08:00What do you call a dog magician ?
A labracadabrad...What do you call a dog magician ?<br /><br />A labracadabrador. XXXX<br /><br />Jacqueline @ HOMEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06154045482594773377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-26418499564430237612014-12-30T06:48:05.627-08:002014-12-30T06:48:05.627-08:00One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How ...One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in there I'll never know. (Marx)Philiphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13415361156288825232noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-48868572370509918052014-12-30T06:34:12.728-08:002014-12-30T06:34:12.728-08:00What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.What do you call a fly with no wings?<br />A walk.Rachel Phillipshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053924416805878169noreply@blogger.com