tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post1665727028204244712..comments2024-03-26T11:27:35.814-07:00Comments on Tom Stephenson: Desperate measures in ParadiseUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-39660344591286054362013-06-30T15:02:04.786-07:002013-06-30T15:02:04.786-07:00That's cruel, but not as cruel as when I asked...That's cruel, but not as cruel as when I asked my Japanese friend to say the word 'Corollary'.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-2759733708013711742013-06-29T11:03:19.668-07:002013-06-29T11:03:19.668-07:00Sorry for the overall confusion. It literally mean...Sorry for the overall confusion. It literally means 'the pleasure of driving' and has been used without translation by VW in their ads here in the States. It has become kind of a funny term for anything related to German engineering or to poke fun at the German language in general.<br /><br />Try saying Gewuerzguerkchen!Irishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12550611275677498097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-59209248945219565862013-06-29T02:44:01.237-07:002013-06-29T02:44:01.237-07:00And flouncing is flouncing.And flouncing is flouncing.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-71900302533335921772013-06-29T02:42:49.583-07:002013-06-29T02:42:49.583-07:00I got the testes, thank you Jack@. Oh and btw, I ...I got the testes, thank you Jack@. Oh and btw, I was a little confused last night - 112 lbs is one cwt. I think 14 lbs is one stone, but nobody seems to have spotted my mistake.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-3186258405274257852013-06-29T02:41:00.556-07:002013-06-29T02:41:00.556-07:00I think I can pronounce it, I just don't know ...I think I can pronounce it, I just don't know what it means.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-19332931644630615472013-06-28T21:07:32.954-07:002013-06-28T21:07:32.954-07:00I sent you two photos of the man with 10 stone tes...I sent you two photos of the man with 10 stone testicles to an email address that I had for you. But you might have changed that email as it was a while ago. XXXXJacqueline @ HOMEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06154045482594773377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-55543139356284594302013-06-28T17:47:52.822-07:002013-06-28T17:47:52.822-07:00Granted :)Granted :)sarah toahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12412812914705725798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-8243750042027807142013-06-28T15:05:43.441-07:002013-06-28T15:05:43.441-07:00How the hell do you pronounce THAT?How the hell do you pronounce THAT?John Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-3734379211619330012013-06-28T15:04:24.734-07:002013-06-28T15:04:24.734-07:00Flirting is flirtingFlirting is flirtingJohn Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-2365260732611550262013-06-28T14:44:10.695-07:002013-06-28T14:44:10.695-07:00If I say that I was actually trying to make you la...If I say that I was actually trying to make you laugh with it, John will accuse me of trying to arrange some sort of long-distance affair with you. Oh, and ignore my clock (CLOCK) - I have never bothered to set it. Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-57064827635391620042013-06-28T14:39:52.810-07:002013-06-28T14:39:52.810-07:00Now I wish I hadn't abused my translator.Now I wish I hadn't abused my translator.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-54311080255523944722013-06-28T14:38:57.368-07:002013-06-28T14:38:57.368-07:00I wonder if by being bitten on his hole, that woul...I wonder if by being bitten on his hole, that would have become heavier? A philosophical question. How much does nothing weigh?Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-91812622050263579622013-06-28T14:37:43.849-07:002013-06-28T14:37:43.849-07:00I did not get to read this until, I believe, 1:30 ...I did not get to read this until, I believe, 1:30 GMT. The post was a chuckle, the comments a howl. Joanne Noragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09834682329952369721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-75132934316903816712013-06-28T14:37:11.039-07:002013-06-28T14:37:11.039-07:00If it is true, then I am not sure I want to see th...If it is true, then I am not sure I want to see the pictures. H.I. weighs under 10 stone. Are you saying that he had the equivalent of two H.I.s hanging from his lower abdomen? Do you know what a stone is? (112 lbs, or 50 kilos).Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-9926693956778084252013-06-28T14:33:13.237-07:002013-06-28T14:33:13.237-07:00Fahrvergnuegen.Fahrvergnuegen.Irishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12550611275677498097noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-13676456872254579702013-06-28T14:32:14.555-07:002013-06-28T14:32:14.555-07:00Wash your mouth out. I was trying to make you lau...Wash your mouth out. I was trying to make you laugh too. 'You' means all of you, as far as I am concerned.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-81249362271797460452013-06-28T14:16:48.925-07:002013-06-28T14:16:48.925-07:00Oh god .... More old man flirtingOh god .... More old man flirtingJohn Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-37228163129164764242013-06-28T11:45:48.758-07:002013-06-28T11:45:48.758-07:00The only reason I told this undignified story was ...The only reason I told this undignified story was to make you laugh, Kelly.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-16343224566829723932013-06-28T11:44:54.112-07:002013-06-28T11:44:54.112-07:00Actually, having said that, I am now wondering if ...Actually, having said that, I am now wondering if that makes it any more justifiable. Twice as justifiable?Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-31136117326245746682013-06-28T11:39:46.229-07:002013-06-28T11:39:46.229-07:00Is it ok that I laughed? Or should I just apologi...Is it ok that I laughed? Or should I just apologize will barely being able to contain myself? <br />Sorry, can't stop visualizing how that must have looked to a passerby. Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10966566655228721549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-3460380140638929002013-06-28T11:10:29.960-07:002013-06-28T11:10:29.960-07:00My story is true ........ he had to wear a hoody o...My story is true ........ he had to wear a hoody on his lower half ..... he had his legs in the arms and the hood over his testicles. He had an operation and was a new man. <br />I watch all of the best programmes !!!! You can google it ..... there are loads of images. XXXXJacqueline @ HOMEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06154045482594773377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-7670648940724047182013-06-28T11:01:38.216-07:002013-06-28T11:01:38.216-07:00The whole post was about my fucking balls. The whole post was about my fucking balls. Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-87440900577358250232013-06-28T11:00:36.250-07:002013-06-28T11:00:36.250-07:00Thank you Iris. Trust a German to spot the engine...Thank you Iris. Trust a German to spot the engineering.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-1784356075157223872013-06-28T10:59:42.655-07:002013-06-28T10:59:42.655-07:00Bremen Airport is buzzing too. Now I know why.Bremen Airport is buzzing too. Now I know why.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-55616900387621673592013-06-28T10:58:16.903-07:002013-06-28T10:58:16.903-07:00In my case, it has been a 60 year itch with the bo...In my case, it has been a 60 year itch with the boys. They are evil, and need to be punished.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.com