tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post1344822260343262140..comments2024-03-26T11:27:35.814-07:00Comments on Tom Stephenson: Give AwayUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-58038549121883640442010-04-12T00:46:29.354-07:002010-04-12T00:46:29.354-07:00Oh dear - I saw the post showing the locked door a...Oh dear - I saw the post showing the locked door and drawn curtains of the cosy cottage. I'll coax her out.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-39798979164048797222010-04-11T23:02:53.566-07:002010-04-11T23:02:53.566-07:00Lady Magnon's gone into hibernation. Was it so...Lady Magnon's gone into hibernation. Was it something you said?Cro Magnonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06840670227576695352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-53173218807113872782010-04-11T14:25:49.813-07:002010-04-11T14:25:49.813-07:00OK, I've decided. Heather Cameron gets the gl...OK, I've decided. Heather Cameron gets the glass, purely for the economy of language. Send me your full address Heather - <br /><br />tjstephenson@talktalk.net<br /><br />Sorry Lady M, but I thought it would be construed as favouritism if I gave it to you, besides which, you can drink the stuff out of Bon Mamman glasses where you live. I'll make it up to you, honest.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-19148357094507565362010-04-11T12:51:10.653-07:002010-04-11T12:51:10.653-07:00Your heart? I have posted about 750 glasses over ...Your heart? I have posted about 750 glasses over the last 5 years, and many to the USA. Only one was broken, by those idiots Parcel Force UK, who sent a glass to Canada when it was addressed to Australia, and managed to break it in the process. They refused to give me a refund, even though I had spent £75 in with them to do ONE SIMPLE THING - get the glass to Australia efficiently and safely. NEVER use Parcel Farce!<br /><br />I will take you out of the prestigious competition if you want me to Amy, but reluctantly.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-28909865977010207222010-04-11T10:43:08.810-07:002010-04-11T10:43:08.810-07:00Again, congrats to the winner. Please take me out...Again, congrats to the winner. Please take me out of the running, I already have too many breakable things. Take care.Amy Saiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00346366018143891761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-20886398271749505882010-04-11T10:08:05.000-07:002010-04-11T10:08:05.000-07:00No joke - well, it is, but someone will get the gl...No joke - well, it is, but someone will get the glass.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-48985339764436284722010-04-11T05:42:10.851-07:002010-04-11T05:42:10.851-07:00If all of this isn't just a joke, then congrat...If all of this isn't just a joke, then congrats to whoever wins.Amy Saiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00346366018143891761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-40200576905681209052010-04-11T05:09:38.470-07:002010-04-11T05:09:38.470-07:00Well including a lavender sachet if the glass was ...Well including a lavender sachet if the glass was won by the Magnons would be like sending coals to Newcastle. I bet they have lavender coming out of their arses at certain times of the year, down there in France.<br /><br />'Lifestyle Internet' - now all that pink stuff and cookery makes perfect sense. I just didn't know what I had subscribed to until you told me.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-40773255042661971022010-04-11T04:32:22.513-07:002010-04-11T04:32:22.513-07:00Not at all, Tom. It's merely that, in a certai...Not at all, Tom. It's merely that, in a certain section of the Lifestyle Internet for which I am an intermittent ambassador, no one ever posts anything at all without including a lavender sachet. The glass is a fine prize, and this, my third comment, constitutes my third entry.Misehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01784548726623938608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-63733329654311519142010-04-11T04:17:50.623-07:002010-04-11T04:17:50.623-07:00I am struggling to decide if the suggestion about ...I am struggling to decide if the suggestion about lavender sachets means that you don't think much of the prize, Mise. If so, then you decreased your chances of winning it dramatically, but I will send you a lavender sachet as a consolation if you want me to, or would you prefer a bar of chocolate?<br /><br />Ok, it's not the oldest or most valuable of the antique glasses that I could have offered, but I'm not that generous, and I've sold most of them for large amounts of money. I think you've seen through my dastardly ploy to get more attention.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-58644921809487712962010-04-11T03:52:13.309-07:002010-04-11T03:52:13.309-07:00I'm just wondering, before I tell everyone I k...I'm just wondering, before I tell everyone I know about this giveaway, whether you'll be including an impromptu lavender sachet with the prize? I'd hate them to be disappointed if they won.Misehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01784548726623938608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-11687984186967436212010-04-11T02:16:05.853-07:002010-04-11T02:16:05.853-07:00The minimal, honest approach eh, Heather? Now you...The minimal, honest approach eh, Heather? Now you've made me feel guilty for trying to get everyone to jump through hoops.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-59206637059668181852010-04-10T22:56:13.611-07:002010-04-10T22:56:13.611-07:00I just want the fucking glass Tom.I just want the fucking glass Tom.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07773662097889702362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-88781390490656023062010-04-10T16:23:06.359-07:002010-04-10T16:23:06.359-07:00It runneth over now, Ticking - now that you have c...It runneth over now, Ticking - now that you have compared me to your dentist. Cyberly I ask you to rinse, spit or swallow - the choice is yours. See the above post. I'm an angel really -'Der weiße Engel'.<br /><br />Is it safe?Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-84595950368410607322010-04-10T15:45:48.643-07:002010-04-10T15:45:48.643-07:00Tom,you look scarily like my dentist (on whom I ha...Tom,you look scarily like my dentist (on whom I had a crush at 16 - now very considerably older) and you look about to say "rinse please" which is hardly the most romantic precursor to Cyber sex. However I'm prepared to overlook this in the circumstances if it means I may drink from your cup. (Is this the one which runneth over?)Ticking stripeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14515028867135834777noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-53764289232401145192010-04-10T10:48:50.910-07:002010-04-10T10:48:50.910-07:00There's an American university professor calle...There's an American university professor called Tom Stephenson, who hogs most of the airwaves right now, so I imagine you have done it with him, Amy. I am making inquiries.<br /><br />No, Mise, Osama bin Laden doesn't drink Champagne (any more), so if I were doing that, I would offer my priceless collection of goat milk cups to the CIA, for the going rate.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-46759507166553448122010-04-10T07:38:56.659-07:002010-04-10T07:38:56.659-07:00This is a scam, isn't it? You've offered t...This is a scam, isn't it? You've offered this incomparable, priceless prize to lure international terrorist leaders out of hiding to comment on your post so that you can find out where they live and sell the information.Misehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01784548726623938608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-908449192912960342010-04-10T07:33:33.046-07:002010-04-10T07:33:33.046-07:00I thought we already did. Last night, remember? ...I thought we already did. Last night, remember? Oh geez, don't tell me that some other Tom Stephenson. . . Well, I'm spent. Saia-out.Amy Saiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00346366018143891761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-56561046406793159892010-04-10T06:36:04.682-07:002010-04-10T06:36:04.682-07:00In that case you are in a perfect situation to off...In that case you are in a perfect situation to offer me cyber sex, Amy.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-85129196787645182312010-04-10T06:30:12.964-07:002010-04-10T06:30:12.964-07:00In a swift change of plans, I've decided that ...In a swift change of plans, I've decided that I am not really me. And none of my posts have been real. I hope I (or whatever you call invisible people) haven't inconvenienced you too much. Have a good day in the real world.Amy Saiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00346366018143891761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-47415179255175489692010-04-10T05:42:45.511-07:002010-04-10T05:42:45.511-07:00You put me in a difficult situation, Amy. There i...You put me in a difficult situation, Amy. There is only one glass, but Lord and Lady Magnon are two, where as there is only one of you, and yet you seem to imply that you need two, making your claim to be de-virginised a little unbelievable. Still, I did not rule out lying, so you are still in with a chance.<br /><br />I need to know which of the other things you would not do, so you can do what is left. Let me know when you get back from Mother Superior's gaff.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-71969365361668721112010-04-10T05:22:38.875-07:002010-04-10T05:22:38.875-07:00Oh. I get it. This contest was tailor made for m...Oh. I get it. This contest was tailor made for me, because I know I make you laugh and I'd do almost all of the other requirements only . . . it's just too bad I de-virignized myself last night and told the convent I'd be joining them, in, God is it really that late? I have to leave before the hour is out. It's a nice flute too. Maybe if there were two I'd call the convent and tell them to f*ck off. But it's only one, so . . .<br /><br />Seriously, it's very pretty.Amy Saiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00346366018143891761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-51993330598808319062010-04-10T03:12:17.373-07:002010-04-10T03:12:17.373-07:00P.S. for our American readers, I should explain th...P.S. for our American readers, I should explain that 'pissed' means drunk, not 'angry'.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-9867201472306075972010-04-10T03:07:53.856-07:002010-04-10T03:07:53.856-07:00Just seen it Lady M. When I posted last night, I ...Just seen it Lady M. When I posted last night, I was half way through a bottle of the famous blanquette from the Limoux area, which - to my mind - is every bit as good as an own-brand Champagne costing 3 times as much. I have a friend who lives just south of Carcassonne and her grapes go into the cooperative mix to make the stuff. I have never been so pissed in my life as when I attended her wedding, as we had to wait 3 hours for lunch in the 85 degree heat.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2505385214324438018.post-64826705875621056582010-04-10T02:45:37.958-07:002010-04-10T02:45:37.958-07:00p.s. Please see my current posting.p.s. Please see my current posting.Lady Magnonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12809180779799985376noreply@blogger.com