She has just finished a couple of tirades here in Bath (for the 'Literary Festival') and during this time she has used her recently acquired knowledge about all things globally worthy.
She has long since run out of any novel ideas about women and the anatomy specific to them, and she has nothing new to say about Aborigines or even the Native Americans who she adopted to such an extent that she - at a party in Cambridge - declared herself to be an honorary member of one specific North American tribe, without their knowledge or consent.
Now she is right here in Bath as I write, telling the already depressed and wet folk of the Somerset Levels that they are - to all intents and purposes - making a FUSS ABOUT NOTHING, and that they should just relax whilst a few feet of water invades their living spaces and farms, whilst she relaxes in complete dryness wherever she happens to be staying right now.
She actually said, "WE ARE USED TO REAL WATER IN AUSTRALIA. WE DON'T GO, 'EEEW - A FOOT OF WATER HAS COME INTO OUR HOUSE!' WE JUST GET ON WITH IT".
She went on to say that we should all just leave the Somerset Levels alone to flood, as they have been doing since before we tried to 'EXPLOIT' them.
The Somerset Levels used to be - up until about 600 years ago - PERMANENTLY under water. Many people spent a lot of time and money DRAINING them, you silly cow, and the present authorities are undermining the work of generations by allowing them to turn back into unwanted bird-sanctuaries.
Germaine Greer - please go back back to your rain forest in Australia, and stop adding to the misery of people who you have never been interested in, and you only now express any disapproval of in order to sell your BORING BOOK.
Below (so it hopefully will not appear in the heading of this post) is an early, self-promotional picture of Ms Greer, before anyone started to listen to her.
I think this picture may have appeared in 'Spare Rib', but I may be wrong. Whatever, she wanted it to be published then, so she can hardly object now.