Friday 30 June 2017

Joke competition:

What's the difference between a badly-dressed tourist and custard?

13 comments:

  1. The badly dressed tourist has a thicker skin?
    Briony
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  2. The first one you don't want, but have. The second one you don't have, but want. - This is 'deep' people. I want extra points for that. I also want to know what the prize is.

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  3. I don't like either of them. And I could be the only person in the western world who hates custard, come to think. Don't like tomato sauce, aka ketchup, either, which makes me distinctly unAustralian.

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  4. The tourists pour out of pubs; custard pours out of jugs.

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    1. Mine should win; out of sympathy.

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    2. We don't let custards with thin skins win.

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  5. Badly dressed tourists are frumpy , custard is lumpy !! XXXX

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  6. The judges are taking a break over the weekend, but will get back on the job next week. Keep 'em coming (or re-write them...)

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    1. Overwhelmed by the talent, eh?

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    2. Overwhelmed by the Hen Parties wandering around town.

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  7. Badly dressed tourist are bravely visiting The BrUK, custard has always been cowardly.

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  8. Well, I certainly wouldn't put a badly dressed tourist on my delicious apple and blackberry crumble (or let them eat it!)

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  9. PS and I don't have a big enough saucepan in which to boil a tourist (badly dressed or not!)

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