Thursday, 2 February 2017

Whore and Co.

I am thinking of opening up a bank with the same name as this title. It has a lot more gravitas that The Royal Bank of Scotland has ever had.

What do you think?

26 comments:

  1. I have an RBS account. It started off as Williams Deacon's (a non-clearing bank in The City), and is soon to become Williams & Glyn. I think there have been a couple of names in between. Whore & Co is a viable alternative for the future.

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    1. I used to have an RBS account and I was so pissed off with them that I determined to leave them. Before I could, they closed my account!

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  2. I'd like to apply for the Human Resource Director Position please.

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  3. Make sure that you are & Co, PLC, Inc or whatever so that you can escape scot free with any of it's debts and your pension is nicely intact.

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  4. I have shares in a bank called Bradford & Bingley and they are worth exactly 0.00p, but I might invest a fiver in your whore.

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    1. That's what my branch calls a 'knee-trembler'.

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  5. MP to whore: I'm sorry I've only got a fiver.
    Whore to MP: That's OK. I've got change.

    An old joke maybe something to do with the Archers?

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  6. Lets hope you can pop in a big deposit!

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  7. Not to be confused with Hoare & Co.

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  8. I have an RBS account ... nothing has happened has it ?
    I'm just glad you're back ..... I was going to email you to see if all was OK !! XXXX

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    1. A couple of HBOS bankers have just been jailed for selling the services of an asset-stripper to a load of desperate, failing small businesses and living the high-life (including prostitutes) from the back-handers they have recieved by helping the businesses to go bankrupt.

      Most banks have a seperate department to do just that, whilst pretending to help the poor struggling people to hang onto their life's work and investments, but these people made the unforgivable mistake of keeping their ill-gotten gains rather than handing them over to the bank that they work for.

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    2. P.S. I will not be here much for the next week or so - too busy, believe it or not. 7.30am starts! Also, I have been called for jury service - again - later on...

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    3. You didn't wish me a happy birthday .... I'm crushed !!!!!! Haha XXXX

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    4. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!

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  9. Would you like me to sit on the board?

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  10. One does wonder about the dress code for that company.

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    1. You are in charge of uniform design, Iris.

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  11. I absolutely refuse to even think about the word 'bank' Tom - our local HSBC branch has announced its closure in June - so inconvenient.

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    1. I worked in the nat west in 1980 and we had 40 staff....now the branch closes in june it now has 4

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