Two old men in a pub, with a dog licking his balls by the fireside.
One says to the other, "Don't you wish you could do that?"
The other replies, "Give him a biscuit and he will probably let you."
Sweet. - The rest of the country South of here still seems to be basking in warm,sunny weather. Here it is a typical Northern Summer day - cool, overcast, breezy....
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