Two old men in a pub, with a dog licking his balls by the fireside.
One says to the other, "Don't you wish you could do that?"
The other replies, "Give him a biscuit and he will probably let you."
Two old Queens - We were just on the way out on Saturday night when there was a knock at the door. On speck, fellow blogger *Meanqueen *had decieded to visit and was standin...
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