Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Saturday, 3 December 2016
Self-Inflating Lazy Bags
To my knowledge, two of you bloggers have come to visit me in the flesh at the gallery and I hope I didn't disappoint.
One lady just marched up to me and said, "Are you Mr Stephenson?" Confronted by this forthrightness, what could I say but "Yes"?
She said that she follows me, Cro, Rachel and John, adding that she thought we were all very different from each other. That has to be the understatement of 2016.
The other was a man who pretended to look around the gallery for a while, then came up to me and asked, "Have I read about this exhibition on a blog somewhere?" Ok, if he was going to be cagey, so was I. I answered, "I think it has been mentioned on a couple of blogs..." and he shot off to try and find his wife in the middle of the Christmas Market.
On the other side of the street, there is a company selling things called, 'Self-Inflating Lazy Bags'.
Plenty of scope for Christmas Panto Mother-in-Law jokes there.