Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Tell us more! What additional benefits does this title bring you? Will you have 24/7 car service? Will maids be a staple in your abode? Will strong healthy men good looking men carry all your heavy stones for you? Will all your bloggers be screened and profiled? Must I put away my handgun when I comment on your blog? Oh dear, my head is spinning. Well done Sir!
I am auditioning a private protection squad made up entirely of hot babes, like Gadaffi's. I will be driven the half mile to the pub (also by an armed hot babe) then picked up and driven home before The Archers as normal. Some things don't change.
Congratulations, Sir/Lord/Mr Stephenson MBE/CBE, whatever.
Just Sir will do - for the time being.
If you insist on using a pseudonym you might as well have a fake title to go with it.
I am not the first. There was another, American 'Sir' here a couple of years ago, but he got thrown out.
You can imagine my surprise when I heard they'd made me into a King!
You know what happens to Kings in France, don't you?
I'm reminded of an old Bugs Bunny cartoon in which King Bugs knights someone or another. The scepter & skull of he who will be knighted gets mightily dented. 'Arise, Sir Loin of Beef...!'
Her Majesty lacks the power in her right arm to do any serious damage these days, and I have asked for a stool to kneel on due to my advanced years.
I thought it said arse
Only got a Damehood then?
If Victoria Beckham can get an OBE then I'm a dame ( and not a pantomime one !! )XXXX
You will always be a dame in my eyes, Jack@.
Ahwww , thanks Tom ..... and you will always be a Sir in mine. I wish you and H.I. a brilliant 2017 .... have a good one !!! XXXX
Candlesticks?Glasses? Sculpture?No I think they must have made a mistake. Are you sure it wasn't meant for Mo Farrar?
I keep getting voicemails from someone calling themself Ray Davies. He says it's urgent I get back to him.
Why not - when that non-smiling, stick insect Victoria Beckham can get an award, we all have a chance.
Did you hear Sir Andy Murray's reaction to his knighthood? Maybe he can afford a voice-modulator now.
Sorry, I neglected to tell you that I had nominated for creative if somewhat repetitive use of Olde English. So pleased someone was listening. Please let me know when you will be visiting the Palace, so I have time to buy a new hat!
You'll have to wait outside, I am afraid.