Monday, 14 November 2016

FUCK THE SUPERMOON!

I am a fucking idiot surrounded by fucking idiots.

I have bust a gut to make the advertising for H.I.'s exhibition as easy as possible for every fucker who is making money out of it - supply artwork, etc. - and every fucker has got it wrong to one degree or another.

The most expensive magazine has placed it in the wrong issue, and if it were not for me supplying the dates which would have told them what issue it ought to have gone in if the fucking idiots had looked at it, I am sure they would have got those wrong too.

The people who printed the banner have got the two lines of text out of centre by half an inch over 6 feet - which is quite a lot, actually - but it is too late to get them to do it again.

The fucking accountants were supposed to pay me today, and they fucking didn't, and my car decided to stop working on the way to collect the banner.

I AM FUCKING PISSED OFF, AND I AM NOT BLAMING THE FUCKING SUPER-MOON!

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  1. This made me laugh for the first time today..xx

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    1. The funniest bit was the car.

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    2. I was going to take it dwon, but I see it has made you laugh, so I won't.

      The car went, blb... blb... blb... then stopped at a very busy junction. A computer fault which fixed itself - in about 10 minutes...

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  2. Just went out to see the so called supermoon.
    It was naff

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    1. It's a few percent brighter and bigger, but I'm not hanging around until 2038 to see the next one. Fuck that.

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  3. Shit happens and idiots abound but try not to raise your blood pressure.

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  4. Not funny, today or tomorrow. Advertising is the door to the event. Effing idjits, every one of them.

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  5. Sorry, sorry. Bad days suck. At least you are able to get it out and not hold it all inside.

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    1. I think H.I. would prefer me to hold it inside.

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  6. AND I CANNOT GET MY IPHONE AND COMPUTER TO TALK TO EACH OTHER, DESPITE THAT THEY HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED - FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. But at least we all have each other xxxx

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  8. TELL YOU WHAT - EVER SINCE STEVE JOBS DIED, I FUCKING HATE APPLE! ALL THEY FUCKING WANT TO DO IS SELL STUFF TO YOU OR SELL YOUR STUFF TO OTHER PEOPLE. FUCKERS!!!!!! 'FREE UPGRADES' MY FUCKING ARSE!!!!!!!! THEY ARE BUILT TO DIE!!!!!!!!!

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    1. AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Right. I'm going to bed now.

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    2. I told you you should have bought a Samsung ..

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    3. ... and Trump stood no chance of getting in...

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    4. It was to throw you off the scent.

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  9. New to this world of yours, ignorant as I am, I don’t get your drift. Nevertheless I sense your anger…and I understand it…

    This world is full of morons who despite given directions are directionless. (Imagine the world of tomorrow – doesn’t bear thinking about.)

    Maybe, just maybe, the super moon was involved, bastard that it is.

    You can’t trust a damn thing these days.

    Kind regards
    Anna :o]

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    1. There was one spiritual guru who said that the very first thing to do was get away from the influence of the moon. Maybe he was right, but time and tide wait for no man.

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  10. Now you know why PA's are so well paid.

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    1. I am amazed their nails are in such good condition.

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  11. Sometimes instructions is a difficult language to understsnd.
    I am sorry. I hope you have a better day today,Tom.
    Greetings Maria x

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    1. Thank you, Maria. I cannot say I have clamed down, but at least I have stopped screaming and the magazine is giving us extra publicity. I never scream at the people who let me down - it only makes it worse - but only in private. Like here, for instance...

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  12. Kinell !!
    Funny how you never get just one thing go wrong, but several, all on the same day, when it really matters that things go right.
    I can recommend retirement.

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    1. Retirement is not an option. I don't play golf.

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  13. I'm sure everybody was did their best.

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  14. was did

    Inadvertently I just proved, computers have no mercy.

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    1. The whole point about this rant of mine was that NOBODY did their best! Why should I have to tell a graphic designer how to align type-face? This is his (simple) job!!!

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  15. I finally glimpsed the moon at 2.00 a.m. and thought it looked smaller than usual... Sorry you had so many balls up. Definitely not good for the blood pressure...

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    1. Was that a juggling metaphore? Either way, I can only keep up two at a time.

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