Monday, 26 September 2016

State of emergency?


I am worried that the village of Trelawnyd may have been taken over by aliens.

John Gray's latest post of last night only has 4 comments - and 3 of them are from me! Maybe that is why The Prof took to his bed...

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  1. Three of them were from me, and the other was responding to MY comment! If the women of Trelawnyd haven't given birth to some dodgy children, has John said something to upset the whole world?!

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    1. ...we know where your chickens live.....

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    1. You cannot be both nasty and humourless here. If you are going to be nasty, then I have to laugh. This is why I am deleting your comment. One more like this and I am blocking you for good.

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    2. Nasty? You are not the man I thought you were. There was nothing nasty in my comment (I just re-read it).

      "Blocking me for good"? No need.

      U

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    3. There was nothing humorous in it either, so what was the point of it?

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    4. I didnt read the comment, but I am of the opinion that ursula does not mean to be mean, she just says things without knowing how combative and/or rude she can sound....its an awareness or a language thing

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    5. Basically, she said that you were going for quantity over quality, and said I said the same thing. Well if I do say that, it is with affection - or jealousy... Also basically, I just don't find her delivery very inspiring - just the opposite. If I am denied fun, then I don't want to be a part of it.

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    6. I think i'll buy her a chameleon


      Thanks dad x

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    7. Well if you can't give her one, lend her one.

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  4. The local constable and someone off the parish council have been beamed up from Gop Hill. Other residents are reporting strange humming sounds, according to the Flintshire Post.

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    1. Strange humming smells, more like. I reckon the new mattress was a Trojan Horse.

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  5. I think his broadband connection is having a nervous breakdown or something.

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    1. No, that's just an excuse - it is a blast of cosmic rays from the young 'uns.

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  6. I think i am going to mothball " going gently"

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    1. OMG - what have you done? Start an avalanche of morbidly emotional extremism, that's what. Oh well, at least I might get some comments of yours in the fall-out...

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    2. Don't you dare John. Tom is in a rightous third place (sorry but Cro is still slightly ahead) so bowing out of first John will just completely upset the blog biorhythm. Everyone JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE!

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    3. Don't you dare John. Tom is in a rightous third place (sorry but Cro is still slightly ahead) so bowing out of first John will just completely upset the blog biorhythm. Everyone JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE!

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    4. KEEP YOU FINGER OFF THE DELETE BUTTON!

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    1. It has, this day, become illegal to moon. Just to warn you.

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    1. Wouldn't they be great in a fashion shoot?

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