Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Monday, 15 August 2016
Jocasta Innes - eat out an organ
Ok, I admit it. I am a clever fucker.
This marble plinth thing is made from two pieces. The bit on the top with the moulding is real, Italian grey-veined marble, and the plain base on the bottom is real, pure white marble, artificially tinted up by me with oil paint, to avoid a shocking contrast.
It is a shocking waste of the much more expensive pure white marble, so you can either agree with me that I am a clever fucker, or you can admonish me for vandalism.
Either way, I am a bit sorry that potential clients do not look at this blog, and I am also sorry that I am not allowed to use photos like this to advertise my wares. My clients will also not be aware of the deception either, unless someone tells them, so there is no glory in this job.
My light is permanently under a bushel, I fear. It's not the glory I seek, it's the money.