Wednesday 13 July 2016

Nobody's perfect


Not the scariest doll I have ever seen, but it's not bad. She's the latest addition to the pub's random decor.

I have been trying hard to avoid unpleasantness recently, but life just gets in the way. The school bully is back now, and so far behaving himself. Last night I had a massive row with my erstwhile glamorous assistant, who seems to think that I owe him money, rather than the other way round.

Hey ho... now where have I heard that before?

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  1. May I be the first to comment? Thank you. I'm off to meet an old and unextinguished flame for lunch today. I am beginning to feel semi-retired.

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    1. I hope she hasn't got a 6ft 7" hulking great boyfriend like the last dinner date you had..

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    2. She has a rather quiet and slim husband - or at least she did the last time I checked. Funnily enough, I'm meeting her at the same place. Err...

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  2. Who's carrying the torch and for whom?

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  3. If you were a horse, you would be considered "scopey". (and that's a compliment)

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    1. If I was a butterfly, I would be considered typical.

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  4. That doll is enough to put me off my pint.

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    1. That doll is nothing compared to some of the people who drink there.

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