Lateral thinking at its best to call the bridge between Christmas and New Year the perineum. How delightful of you to give me cause to plunge deep into a reverie about my very own sweet and delicate perineum. On reading the google description of the male one I decided to leave it at that.
My perineum required some decorum. Whilst following Arsenal on Twitter tonight I spoke to Jane. All is well with the Hattatts, just taking a blog break for a little while.
That word just brings back childbirth to me. I haven't yet reached the bridge and am still in Christmas mode ..... still more green Chartreuse to be drunk !! XXXX
For me, it brings back the times when my bicycle chain broke uphill. Stuffing a melon up my arse is the closest I will ever get to experiencing childbirth, and I'm not going to do that.
Isn't that somewhere twixt periphery and periwinkle?
ReplyDeleteBy George I think you've got it.
DeleteLateral thinking at its best to call the bridge between Christmas and New Year the perineum. How delightful of you to give me cause to plunge deep into a reverie about my very own sweet and delicate perineum. On reading the google description of the male one I decided to leave it at that.
ReplyDeleteIf it were not for the subject matter, I would have sworn you had given a guest post to the Hattats.
DeleteMy perineum required some decorum. Whilst following Arsenal on Twitter tonight I spoke to Jane. All is well with the Hattatts, just taking a blog break for a little while.
DeleteOh good. They didn't even respond to my last reference to Iford Manor. I cannot take credit for the perineum reference. Someone else came up with it.
DeleteWhen I went to bed I thought what a mad world of blogging I live in, reference perineum.
DeleteKeep jolly Tom. Only another six days to go and we can all return to normality.
ReplyDeleteSpeak for yourself!
DeleteWell, as Cro seems to have pointed out, 'normality' differs greatly between us.
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DeleteThat word just brings back childbirth to me. I haven't yet reached the bridge and am still in Christmas mode ..... still more green Chartreuse to be drunk !! XXXX
ReplyDeleteFor me, it brings back the times when my bicycle chain broke uphill. Stuffing a melon up my arse is the closest I will ever get to experiencing childbirth, and I'm not going to do that.
DeleteIt's the "taint" of the year!!! Haha!
ReplyDeleteYes, I found that word and didn't understand where it came from - surely arse-holes are more tainted?
DeleteThe origin of the word taint...
DeleteIt t'aint ass and it t'aint balls (or vag)...
ahem. Now I'm blushing.
Ah - I see!
DeleteWe swab perineums at work everyda for MRSA
ReplyDeleteYou don't half see some shit John.
DeleteI swab them every day just for the fun of it.
Delete"Ahoy, you gland-lubbers!!!!!!!!!'
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