Purveyor of Bollocks to the Crowned Heads of Europe
Monday, 31 August 2015
Expert advice only, please
My daughter has just sent me a worried message regarding this photo. I am on the right and her boyfriend is on the other side. I thought I had better explain, otherwise you might not have spotted the age difference, for there is little.
She is worried that I might have some eye defects, because my eyes reflect the flash in white, rather then the usual red which tend to appear in ordinary people, and not cats or black labs.
In a young child this could signify a rare cancer, but in someone my age it would be more likely the beginning of cataracts.
Now, before you all jump in and pretend to be experts, I would like most of you to keep your mouths shut and leave it to thems as know best to tell me if I might need to see an opthalmic expert.