Talk to me faster, louder,
and take that cigarette out of your damned mouth,
when you speak to me.
Give me a light, Mac,
if you have one in your raincoat pocket,
where the dry-cleaning is wet
and noisy, since when I kiss,
it will sound like the last dregs
of a milkshake, sucked through a straw.
You have been a complete tosser.
You would have made a great man,
but I am not easily fooled -
subtle but effective, eh?!
Do not toss me (ooh-er missus),
It is more palatable to give
than to receive,
but who are we kidding here?
Make me rich; forget strange, tribal,
and Viking funerals.