Wednesday 3 June 2015
Piss off
How could I resist buying this little item in the charity shop yesterday? At £2 (batteries not included) it not only provided me with an excellent and attractive blog-title, but will be a useful tool for checking the hygiene standards of hotel bathrooms when traveling abroad.
Actually, it is only a UV LED torch, and I will use it for quite a few work-related applications. I use a water-clear glue on semi-opaque white marble which only sets with exposure to Ultra-Violet, and the difference between soda and lead metal Georgian drinking glasses is detectable under UV too.
If only I had this item when I was young, I could have used it to test the fidelity of certain girlfriends - it will also detect feint traces of semen on clothing.
I just posted up the You Tube video of the mapping project, but my screen cuts out the right hand side in this format, so go here to see it full screen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01e9R0TE-TU
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The mind boggles at the myriad of uses (and possibly abuses) you will find useful with this tool ... Have fun!
ReplyDeleteThis technology has come a little late for me, being on the verge of celibate incontinence as I am.
DeleteDoes it work in pools? I'm thinking of my naughty grandsons.
DeleteYou can get tell-tale dyes for that. Name and shame.
DeleteI've just posted a link to the video project - go and see it, then you will know what has been driving me mad for the last three months!
ReplyDeleteA very worthy and excellent piece ultra modern artwork. Well done to all involved in the project.
ReplyDeleteThanks Heron.
DeleteAre you ill or something Stephenson? This was Heron in case you didn't notice it.
DeleteGive the cunt a chance - I've given him about 300 already. Where's your spirit of generosity?
DeleteWe don't speak to each other any more. He said I suck and I said he was a cunt. That was it.
DeleteI second Heron; well done, Mr. Spadework.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! I'm still T.S. on You Tube though!
DeleteEnjoyed the video - fascinating stuff.
ReplyDeleteThere will be more...
DeleteOh no. Not more fucking martyrdom.
DeleteTwo quid for a blog title? I will send you a list for free.
ReplyDeletePlease do, Weave. I can't wait. Will they include semi obscene abuse as this one does?
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